Meet RSS ‘scientist’ who has cow dung on his mobile phone for scientific reasons


Remember the scientists in Gujarat’s remarkable discovery of gold in cow urine and now he is back with cow dunk. Well, another RSS ‘scientist’ has made an equally sensational invention if not more remarkable.

Photo: Indian Express

The 76-year-old, Shankar Lal is the RSS’s Akhil Bharatiya Gau Sewa pramukh. Amidst growing debate over the terror caused by right-wing Hindutva militants masquerading as cow protectors, Lal told Indian Express that applying fresh cow dung on the back of his mobile phone kept him safe from radiation.

He told the paper, “It is fresh cow dung. I have put it to save myself from the harmful radiations of the cellphone. It works, believe me.

“Cow is our mother. Its excreta and urine are nectar and have power to save humans from any disease. If cow dung can treat cancer, why can’t it save us from a phone’s microwaves? Haven’t you heard that Junagadh scientists (in Gujarat) have found gold in cow’s urine (they found traces of it)? I put fresh gobar every week.”

Lal went a step further to show all his associates, men and women alike, had fresh cow dung applied on the back their mobile phones.

You can read the full interview here